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    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Mar 19 00:05:48 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 19, 2019.
    This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.

    On this day...
    CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/n)?
    --- SBBSecho 3.06-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Mar 20 00:10:42 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 20, 2019.
    This is the 79th day of the year, there are 286 days left.

    On this day...
    Criminal Justice System: Where criminals get the justice.
    --- SBBSecho 3.06-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Mar 21 00:08:46 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 21, 2019.
    This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.

    On this day...
    Criminal Lawyer: A redundancy if there ever was one.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Mar 22 00:05:28 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 22, 2019.
    This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.

    On this day...
    Critical Error: System Halted. Hit any user to continue.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Mar 23 00:13:02 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 23, 2019.
    This is the 82nd day of the year, there are 283 days left.

    On this day...
    Dachshunds are small crocodiles with fur.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Mar 24 02:54:38 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 24, 2019.
    This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.

    On this day...
    Darn it!! I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Mar 25 08:29:46 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 25, 2019.
    This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.

    On this day...
    Deduce is De Lowest Card In De Deck.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Mar 26 00:08:00 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 26, 2019.
    This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.

    On this day...
    Deja Booboo: When you feel you've screwed this up before.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Mar 27 00:09:04 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 27, 2019.
    This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.

    On this day...
    Deja-Moo: When you feel you've seen this bullcrap before.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Mar 28 00:08:08 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 28, 2019.
    This is the 87th day of the year, there are 278 days left.

    On this day...
    Del *.* really improved my disk space.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Mar 29 09:12:10 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 29, 2019.
    This is the 88th day of the year, there are 277 days left.

    On this day...
    Detour: The roughest distance between two points.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Mar 30 09:34:52 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 30, 2019.
    This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.

    On this day...
    Diet Water: The flavor of water, but half the calories.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Mar 31 00:06:12 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 31, 2019.
    This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.

    On this day...
    Dime: A dollar with all taxes taken out.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Apr 1 00:13:02 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 1, 2019.
    This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.

    On this day...
    Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Apr 2 00:12:36 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 2, 2019.
    This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.

    On this day...
    Disk Failure: (W)arm Boot, (C)old Boot, (S)teel Toe Boot?
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Apr 3 00:13:20 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 3, 2019.
    This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.

    On this day...
    Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Apr 4 09:33:58 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 4, 2019.
    This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.

    On this day...
    Do not use elevator in case of fire. Water works better.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Apr 5 00:13:10 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 5, 2019.
    This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.

    On this day...
    Do you, Sysop, take this BBS, to be your wedded spouse??
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Apr 6 07:14:18 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 6, 2019.
    This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.

    On this day...
    Does "MNP-5" mean "Modem needs a 5 topping pizza"??
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Apr 7 08:47:02 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 7, 2019.
    This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.

    On this day...
    Does a clean house show that there's a broken computer??
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Apr 8 07:37:52 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 8, 2019.
    This is the 98th day of the year, there are 267 days left.

    On this day...
    Does fuzzy logic tickle?
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Apr 9 00:16:02 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 9, 2019.
    This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.

    On this day...
    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Apr 10 00:16:30 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 10, 2019.
    This is the 100th day of the year, there are 265 days left.

    On this day...
    Doesanyoneknowhowmuchitcoststogetaspacebarrepaired??
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Apr 11 00:07:36 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 11, 2019.
    This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.

    On this day...
    Dog expelled from Obedience School: Kid ate his homework.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Apr 12 00:10:00 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 12, 2019.
    This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.

    On this day...
    Dominoes: =======/////////////////////|||||||||||||||||||
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Apr 13 00:05:36 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 13, 2019.
    This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't drink and park -- accidents cause people.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Apr 14 00:11:10 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 14, 2019.
    This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't raise the bar!! It's too hard to get the drinks!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Apr 15 00:10:08 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 15, 2019.
    This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.

    On this day...
    Drain Bamage?? No, thanks...I already have some.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Apr 16 00:10:46 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 16, 2019.
    This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.

    On this day...
    Drink Canada Dry. Maybe you can't, but it's fun trying.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Apr 17 00:09:04 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 17, 2019.
    This is the 107th day of the year, there are 258 days left.

    On this day...
    E-mail returned to sender...insufficient voltage.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Apr 18 09:56:56 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 18, 2019.
    This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.

    On this day...
    Eagles soar; weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Apr 19 00:07:24 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 19, 2019.
    This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.

    On this day...
    Early birds get the worm; the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Apr 20 00:11:00 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 20, 2019.
    This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.

    On this day...
    Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Apr 21 00:11:02 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 21, 2019.
    This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.

    On this day...
    Either this man's dead, or my watch is stopped. -Groucho
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Apr 22 00:05:28 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 22, 2019.
    This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.

    On this day...
    Email returned to sender...insufficient voltage.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Apr 23 00:11:10 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 23, 2019.
    This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.

    On this day...
    Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Apr 24 06:23:54 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 24, 2019.
    This is the 114th day of the year, there are 251 days left.

    On this day...
    Energizer Bunny still missing. Search party keeps going.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Apr 25 09:20:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 25, 2019.
    This is the 115th day of the year, there are 250 days left.

    On this day...
    Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Apr 26 00:07:02 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 26, 2019.
    This is the 116th day of the year, there are 249 days left.

    On this day...
    Error: Bad Or Missing Mouse Driver. Blame The Cat?? (Y/n)
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Apr 27 00:06:14 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 27, 2019.
    This is the 117th day of the year, there are 248 days left.

    On this day...
    Error: Keyboard not attached. Press <F1> to continue.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Apr 28 09:00:46 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 28, 2019.
    This is the 118th day of the year, there are 247 days left.

    On this day...
    Error?? Impossible!! My keyboard is error correcting!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Apr 29 00:05:42 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 29, 2019.
    This is the 119th day of the year, there are 246 days left.

    On this day...
    ESC?? I didn't know I was trapped.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Apr 30 00:08:54 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 30, 2019.
    This is the 120th day of the year, there are 245 days left.

    On this day...
    Ethernet (n): Something used to catch the etherbunny.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed May 1 09:48:44 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 1, 2019.
    This is the 121st day of the year, there are 244 days left.

    On this day...
    Ever stop to think, and forget to start again??
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu May 2 14:59:38 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 2, 2019.
    This is the 122nd day of the year, there are 243 days left.

    On this day...
    Every day is a fresh start; a new chance to screw it up.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri May 3 09:36:20 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 3, 2019.
    This is the 123rd day of the year, there are 242 days left.

    On this day...
    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat May 4 00:05:20 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 4, 2019.
    This is the 124th day of the year, there are 241 days left.

    On this day...
    Examples of Pro and Con: Progress and Congress.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun May 5 00:05:28 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 5, 2019.
    This is the 125th day of the year, there are 240 days left.

    On this day...
    Excessive mouse activity detected. Running CAT.EXE to fix
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon May 6 00:16:46 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 6, 2019.
    This is the 126th day of the year, there are 239 days left.

    On this day...
    Exterminator needed: world wide web found
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue May 7 00:31:10 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 7, 2019.
    This is the 127th day of the year, there are 238 days left.

    On this day...
    Eyewitnesses were on the scene in minutes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed May 8 08:47:24 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 8, 2019.
    This is the 128th day of the year, there are 237 days left.

    On this day...
    Failure is not an option. It comes shipped with Windows.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu May 9 09:21:12 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 9, 2019.
    This is the 129th day of the year, there are 236 days left.

    On this day...
    Fart: An audio test of your body's waste disposal system.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri May 10 05:18:28 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 10, 2019.
    This is the 130th day of the year, there are 235 days left.

    On this day...
    Fartvergnugen: The pleasure of breaking wind.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat May 11 10:38:24 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 11, 2019.
    This is the 131st day of the year, there are 234 days left.

    On this day...
    Fer sail. Spel cheker. Wurks Fein. Cheep.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun May 12 00:12:54 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 12, 2019.
    This is the 132nd day of the year, there are 233 days left.

    On this day...
    Filename Viagra started with Windows 95.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon May 13 00:05:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 13, 2019.
    This is the 133rd day of the year, there are 232 days left.

    On this day...
    Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped, please.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue May 14 00:05:36 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 14, 2019.
    This is the 134th day of the year, there are 231 days left.

    On this day...
    Flood: A river that's too big for its bridges.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed May 15 00:05:20 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 15, 2019.
    This is the 135th day of the year, there are 230 days left.

    On this day...
    For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu May 16 00:15:10 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 16, 2019.
    This is the 136th day of the year, there are 229 days left.

    On this day...
    For a transcript; get a piece of paper, and write fast!
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri May 17 00:12:20 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 17, 2019.
    This is the 137th day of the year, there are 228 days left.

    On this day...
    Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Naked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat May 18 00:06:34 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 18, 2019.
    This is the 138th day of the year, there are 227 days left.

    On this day...
    Frisbyterian: When you die, your soul goes up on the roof
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun May 19 09:52:34 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 19, 2019.
    This is the 139th day of the year, there are 226 days left.

    On this day...
    German Chocolate Cake in Germany is just cake.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon May 20 00:09:06 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 20, 2019.
    This is the 140th day of the year, there are 225 days left.

    On this day...
    German word for constipation: Farfrompoopin
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue May 21 00:05:28 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 21, 2019.
    This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.

    On this day...
    Get your free subscription before the price doubles!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed May 22 04:27:54 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 22, 2019.
    This is the 142nd day of the year, there are 223 days left.

    On this day...
    Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu May 23 00:08:26 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 23, 2019.
    This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.

    On this day...
    GPS: Great Posterior Seated.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri May 24 00:10:02 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 24, 2019.
    This is the 144th day of the year, there are 221 days left.

    On this day...
    Grace Period: The time it takes to ask the meal blessing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat May 25 00:12:32 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 25, 2019.
    This is the 145th day of the year, there are 220 days left.

    On this day...
    H.A.M. Radio Operator: H)ave A)nother M)eal.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun May 26 00:13:00 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 26, 2019.
    This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.

    On this day...
    Ham Radio Messages And Replies Will Be Sent In Morse Code.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon May 27 00:15:52 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 27, 2019.
    This is the 147th day of the year, there are 218 days left.

    On this day...
    Ham Radio QRP: When you care enough to give the least.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue May 28 00:13:02 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 28, 2019.
    This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.

    On this day...
    Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance??
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed May 29 09:13:38 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 29, 2019.
    This is the 149th day of the year, there are 216 days left.

    On this day...
    Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu May 30 09:33:12 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 30, 2019.
    This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.

    On this day...
    Have a Tex-Mex Emergency?? Dial Nine Juan Juan.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri May 31 00:07:56 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 31, 2019.
    This is the 151st day of the year, there are 214 days left.

    On this day...
    Have you thanked your Sysop or Echo Moderator today??
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jun 1 00:05:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 1, 2019.
    This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 213 days left.

    On this day...
    He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry, and Curly.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jun 2 00:12:52 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 2, 2019.
    This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 212 days left.

    On this day...
    He who laughs last thinks slowest.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jun 3 09:35:44 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 3, 2019.
    This is the 154th day of the year, there are 211 days left.

    On this day...
    Heisenberg may have slept here.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jun 4 07:59:38 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 4, 2019.
    This is the 155th day of the year, there are 210 days left.

    On this day...
    Hell is kept warm with profane burners.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jun 5 00:10:32 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 5, 2019.
    This is the 156th day of the year, there are 209 days left.

    On this day...
    Hemlock: A device that prevents garment alterations.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jun 6 07:46:58 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 6, 2019.
    This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.

    On this day...
    Hindsight is 20/20 - but I don't have eyes in my butt.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jun 7 08:32:00 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 7, 2019.
    This is the 158th day of the year, there are 207 days left.

    On this day...
    Home Alone is when you can poop with the door open.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jun 8 00:07:48 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 8, 2019.
    This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.

    On this day...
    Honk if you love peace and quiet.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jun 9 00:06:10 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 9, 2019.
    This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.

    On this day...
    Hors De Ourves - Sandwiches cut into many small pieces.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jun 10 00:10:12 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 10, 2019.
    This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.

    On this day...
    How can you eat one of God's own creatures? A Sandwich.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jun 12 12:08:56 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 12, 2019.
    This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.

    On this day...
    How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan??
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jun 13 00:07:58 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 13, 2019.
    This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.

    On this day...
    How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jun 14 00:05:10 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 14, 2019.
    This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.

    On this day...
    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jun 15 00:07:54 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 15, 2019.
    This is the 166th day of the year, there are 199 days left.

    On this day...
    How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jun 16 00:27:30 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 16, 2019.
    This is the 167th day of the year, there are 198 days left.

    On this day...
    How long should we practice sex before it's safe??
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jun 17 13:07:48 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 17, 2019.
    This is the 168th day of the year, there are 197 days left.

    On this day...
    How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jun 18 00:05:14 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 18, 2019.
    This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.

    On this day...
    Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jun 19 00:08:02 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 19, 2019.
    This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.

    On this day...
    I *CAN* type...my computer keyboard is illiterate.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 3 00:20:08 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 3, 2019.
    This is the 184th day of the year, there are 181 days left.

    On this day...
    I have CRAFT Disease: Can't Remember a Friggin' Thing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jul 5 09:30:50 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 5, 2019.
    This is the 186th day of the year, there are 179 days left.

    On this day...
    I like it dark at night, and light during the day.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jul 6 07:19:02 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 6, 2019.
    This is the 187th day of the year, there are 178 days left.

    On this day...
    I like stuffed animals; oven baked with bread crumbs.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jul 7 00:04:14 2019

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 7, 2019.
    This is the 188th day of the year, there are 177 days left.

    On this day...
    I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jul 8 00:04:20 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 8, 2019.
    This is the 189th day of the year, there are 176 days left.

    On this day...
    I multi-task -- I read in the bathroom.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jul 9 00:04:14 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 9, 2019.
    This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.

    On this day...
    I shoot every 3rd salesperson -- the 2nd one just left.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 10 00:04:14 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 10, 2019.
    This is the 191st day of the year, there are 174 days left.

    On this day...
    I talk to myself when I need expert advice.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jul 11 00:04:24 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 11, 2019.
    This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.

    On this day...
    I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jul 12 00:04:14 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 12, 2019.
    This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 172 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jul 13 08:22:46 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 13, 2019.
    This is the 194th day of the year, there are 171 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried snorting Coke; but the bubbles went up my nose.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jul 14 00:04:26 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 14, 2019.
    This is the 195th day of the year, there are 170 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jul 15 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 15, 2019.
    This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jul 16 12:35:56 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 16, 2019.
    This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to have an open mind; my brains kept falling out.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 17 00:04:16 2019

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 17, 2019.
    This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jul 18 00:04:21 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 18, 2019.
    This is the 199th day of the year, there are 166 days left.

    On this day...
    I was told "Have emergency # on vacation". I wrote "911".
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jul 19 00:04:21 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 19, 2019.
    This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.

    On this day...
    I watch what I eat...from the plate to the mouth.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jul 20 00:04:17 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 20, 2019.
    This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.

    On this day...
    I went to college at Catatonic State.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jul 21 00:04:22 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 21, 2019.
    This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.

    On this day...
    I xeroxed my watch. Now, I have time to spare.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jul 22 09:08:32 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 22, 2019.
    This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jul 23 00:08:02 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 23, 2019.
    This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm Dyslexia Of Borg. Prepare To Have Your Ass Laminated.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 24 00:04:19 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 24, 2019.
    This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not deaf...I'm ignoring you.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jul 25 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 25, 2019.
    This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not speeding...I'm chasing tornadoes!
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jul 26 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 26, 2019.
    This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm NOT Spoiled!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jul 27 00:04:20 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 27, 2019.
    This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not STUBBORN...I'm just CORRECT!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jul 28 00:04:39 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 28, 2019.
    This is the 209th day of the year, there are 156 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm one step away from being rich. All I need is money.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jul 29 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 29, 2019.
    This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want??
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jul 30 00:04:23 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 30, 2019.
    This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm speeding because I have to go poop.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 31 00:05:01 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 31, 2019.
    This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.

    On this day...
    I've repeatedly said to you, to not be redundant.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Aug 1 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 1, 2019.
    This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.

    On this day...
    I've never argued with the weather.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Aug 2 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 2, 2019.
    This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.

    On this day...
    I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Aug 3 07:26:19 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 3, 2019.
    This is the 215th day of the year, there are 150 days left.

    On this day...
    If Barbie's so popular, why must you buy her friends??
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Aug 4 00:04:17 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 4, 2019.
    This is the 216th day of the year, there are 149 days left.

    On this day...
    If cats could read they would paws after each claws.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Aug 5 00:06:31 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 5, 2019.
    This is the 217th day of the year, there are 148 days left.

    On this day...
    If everything seems to be OK, you've overlooked something.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Aug 6 08:37:38 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 6, 2019.
    This is the 218th day of the year, there are 147 days left.

    On this day...
    If flying's safe, why is the airport called the terminal?
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Aug 7 00:04:21 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 7, 2019.
    This is the 219th day of the year, there are 146 days left.

    On this day...
    If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrement.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Aug 8 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 8, 2019.
    This is the 220th day of the year, there are 145 days left.

    On this day...
    If you fly by the seat of your pants, don't eat prunes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Aug 9 07:36:21 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 9, 2019.
    This is the 221st day of the year, there are 144 days left.

    On this day...
    If you have a rotary phone, please press 1 now.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Aug 10 13:13:11 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 10, 2019.
    This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 143 days left.

    On this day...
    If you live in Hawaii, where do you go on vacation??
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Aug 11 00:04:36 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 11, 2019.
    This is the 223rd day of the year, there are 142 days left.

    On this day...
    If you think nobody cares, try missing some payments.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Aug 12 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 12, 2019.
    This is the 224th day of the year, there are 141 days left.

    On this day...
    If you're consonated, maybe you need a vowel movement.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Aug 13 09:45:33 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 13, 2019.
    This is the 225th day of the year, there are 140 days left.

    On this day...
    If your head's in the sand, your butt's a prime target!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Aug 14 00:04:22 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 14, 2019.
    This is the 226th day of the year, there are 139 days left.

    On this day...
    Illiterate? Read below where you can write for free help.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Aug 15 00:04:18 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 15, 2019.
    This is the 227th day of the year, there are 138 days left.

    On this day...
    In God We Trust: All Others Require Verification
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Aug 16 00:04:26 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 16, 2019.
    This is the 228th day of the year, there are 137 days left.

    On this day...
    Inflation has gone up over $1 a quart. - W.C. Fields
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Aug 17 00:04:32 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 17, 2019.
    This is the 229th day of the year, there are 136 days left.

    On this day...
    Insert Disk 5 Of 4, and Press Any Key To Continue.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Aug 18 00:04:40 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 18, 2019.
    This is the 230th day of the year, there are 135 days left.

    On this day...
    Instant gratification takes too long.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Aug 19 00:04:28 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 19, 2019.
    This is the 231st day of the year, there are 134 days left.

    On this day...
    Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Aug 20 00:04:17 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 20, 2019.
    This is the 232nd day of the year, there are 133 days left.

    On this day...
    Is It OK to yell 'MOVIE' in a crowded Fire Station??
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Aug 21 01:07:57 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 21, 2019.
    This is the 233rd day of the year, there are 132 days left.

    On this day...
    Is The Sysop Gone?? Good!! Now, I can !#@$%&*^ NO CARRIER
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Aug 22 00:04:17 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 22, 2019.
    This is the 234th day of the year, there are 131 days left.

    On this day...
    Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Aug 23 09:24:32 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 23, 2019.
    This is the 235th day of the year, there are 130 days left.

    On this day...
    It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Aug 24 10:34:04 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 24, 2019.
    This is the 236th day of the year, there are 129 days left.

    On this day...
    It's so hot the brown cow gave hot chocolate.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Aug 26 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 26, 2019.
    This is the 238th day of the year, there are 127 days left.

    On this day...
    Jaywalkers will be run down, and ticketed by police.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Aug 27 09:34:56 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 27, 2019.
    This is the 239th day of the year, there are 126 days left.

    On this day...
    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Aug 28 00:04:36 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 28, 2019.
    This is the 240th day of the year, there are 125 days left.

    On this day...
    Jury: 12 people deciding which client has the best lawyer
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Aug 29 00:04:37 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 29, 2019.
    This is the 241st day of the year, there are 124 days left.

    On this day...
    LaQuinta: Spanish for "Next To Denny's".
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Aug 30 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 30, 2019.
    This is the 242nd day of the year, there are 123 days left.

    On this day...
    Lawsuit: What attorneys wear to court.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Aug 31 00:04:23 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 31, 2019.
    This is the 243rd day of the year, there are 122 days left.

    On this day...
    Lawyer: One who calls a 137 page document a brief.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Sep 1 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 1, 2019.
    This is the 244th day of the year, there are 121 days left.

    On this day...
    Lead me not into temptation -- I'll find my own way.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Sep 2 00:12:12 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 2, 2019.
    This is the 245th day of the year, there are 120 days left.

    On this day...
    Let me know if you didn't receive this message.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Sep 3 00:04:14 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 3, 2019.
    This is the 246th day of the year, there are 119 days left.

    On this day...
    Life After Death -- Is that Terminate And Stay Resident??
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Sep 4 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 4, 2019.
    This is the 247th day of the year, there are 118 days left.

    On this day...
    Life is fragile...handle with prayer.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Sep 5 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 5, 2019.
    This is the 248th day of the year, there are 117 days left.

    On this day...
    LIFE: A fatal, sexually transmitted disease.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Sep 6 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 6, 2019.
    This is the 249th day of the year, there are 116 days left.

    On this day...
    Madness takes its toll; please have exact change...
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Sep 7 00:04:22 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 7, 2019.
    This is the 250th day of the year, there are 115 days left.

    On this day...
    Manufacturing contact lenses is harder than meets the eye.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Sep 8 05:33:20 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 8, 2019.
    This is the 251st day of the year, there are 114 days left.

    On this day...
    Married by a judge; should've asked for a jury. -Groucho
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Sep 9 00:04:32 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 9, 2019.
    This is the 252nd day of the year, there are 113 days left.

    On this day...
    May all your children be born naked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Sep 11 00:26:55 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 11, 2019.
    This is the 254th day of the year, there are 111 days left.

    On this day...
    Microsoft Tech Support For Legacy Windows?? FAT Chance!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Sep 12 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 12, 2019.
    This is the 255th day of the year, there are 110 days left.

    On this day...
    Misspelled?? Impossible!! My router is error correcting!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Sep 13 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 13, 2019.
    This is the 256th day of the year, there are 109 days left.

    On this day...
    Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Sep 14 00:04:26 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 14, 2019.
    This is the 257th day of the year, there are 108 days left.

    On this day...
    Mufflers don't die. They just get exhausted.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Sep 15 00:04:30 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 15, 2019.
    This is the 258th day of the year, there are 107 days left.

    On this day...
    My day's ruined when I put my left sock on my right foot.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Sep 16 00:04:14 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 16, 2019.
    This is the 259th day of the year, there are 106 days left.

    On this day...
    My last original thought died of loneliness.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Sep 17 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 17, 2019.
    This is the 260th day of the year, there are 105 days left.

    On this day...
    Never believe anything until officially denied.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Sep 18 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 18, 2019.
    This is the 261st day of the year, there are 104 days left.

    On this day...
    Never have children...only grandchildren. -Unknown
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Sep 19 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 19, 2019.
    This is the 262nd day of the year, there are 103 days left.

    On this day...
    Never marry a tennis player; to them, love means nothing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Sep 20 09:33:46 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 20, 2019.
    This is the 263rd day of the year, there are 102 days left.

    On this day...
    News Headline: Male infertility can be passed to children.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Sep 21 08:26:59 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 21, 2019.
    This is the 264th day of the year, there are 101 days left.

    On this day...
    News Headline: Man shoots neighbor with machete.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Sep 22 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 22, 2019.
    This is the 265th day of the year, there are 100 days left.

    On this day...
    No Virus Found. AARRGGHH!! I've got the No Virus!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Sep 23 12:38:34 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 23, 2019.
    This is the 266th day of the year, there are 99 days left.

    On this day...
    Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Sep 24 00:04:19 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 24, 2019.
    This is the 267th day of the year, there are 98 days left.

    On this day...
    OK, so what's the speed of dark?
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Sep 25 09:52:52 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 25, 2019.
    This is the 268th day of the year, there are 97 days left.

    On this day...
    Oklahoma: Our Tornadoes Go To F6!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Sep 26 12:22:50 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 26, 2019.
    This is the 269th day of the year, there are 96 days left.

    On this day...
    Old Virus Detected - Ask your Hacker for a new version.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Sep 27 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 27, 2019.
    This is the 270th day of the year, there are 95 days left.

    On this day...
    On my Train Of Thought, 99% are riding for half fare!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Sep 28 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 28, 2019.
    This is the 271st day of the year, there are 94 days left.

    On this day...
    On the other hand, you have different fingers.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Sep 29 00:04:28 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 29, 2019.
    This is the 272nd day of the year, there are 93 days left.

    On this day...
    Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Sep 30 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 30, 2019.
    This is the 273rd day of the year, there are 92 days left.

    On this day...
    Overmedicated?? We have a prescription for that!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Oct 1 00:04:14 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 1, 2019.
    This is the 274th day of the year, there are 91 days left.

    On this day...
    Paper Or Plastic Bag?? Doesn't Matter; I'm bi-sacksual.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Oct 4 09:53:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 4, 2019.
    This is the 277th day of the year, there are 88 days left.

    On this day...
    Please don't startle or scare me...I tend to poop easily.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Oct 5 00:04:32 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 5, 2019.
    This is the 278th day of the year, there are 87 days left.

    On this day...
    PMS jokes aren't funny - period!
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Oct 6 00:04:17 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 6, 2019.
    This is the 279th day of the year, there are 86 days left.

    On this day...
    Podcast: What a pod wears when it is broken.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Oct 7 09:30:03 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 7, 2019.
    This is the 280th day of the year, there are 85 days left.

    On this day...
    Police station toilets stolen. Cops have nothing to go on.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Oct 8 00:04:19 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 8, 2019.
    This is the 281st day of the year, there are 84 days left.

    On this day...
    Political Season: Does that mean we can shoot them??
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Oct 9 00:04:26 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 9, 2019.
    This is the 282nd day of the year, there are 83 days left.

    On this day...
    Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue...
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Oct 13 15:23:12 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 13, 2019.
    This is the 286th day of the year, there are 79 days left.

    On this day...
    Put it on my Blackberry? I don't even have a pomegranate!
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Oct 14 00:06:50 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 14, 2019.
    This is the 287th day of the year, there are 78 days left.

    On this day...
    Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Oct 15 14:31:39 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 15, 2019.
    This is the 288th day of the year, there are 77 days left.

    On this day...
    Real Sysops read the documentation; or at least skim them
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)